Chris the Scammer:
Chris Maka isn't exactly the biggest player in the Nigerian 419 scam game. However, he recently made the mistake of moving to Jakarta. Our operatives there want to see Indonesia purged of these West African parasites, so we'll be doing our best to make Chris' life miserable.
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Chris shows off his bling-bling sunglasses and cell phone. |
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Chris has his best results running lottery scams. He spams people with e-mails telling them they've won millions in some lottery they never entered. Of course, the fact that they didn't enter isn't really a problem, since the lottery doesn't exist anyway! Then he demands fees, sometimes in the tens of thousands of dollars, for people to collect their winnings. A word to the wise: Real lotteries not only require you to enter in order to win, but they also don't charge their winners money.
Still, these logical difficulties haven't stopped Chris from collecting $31,000 from one lottery victim recently. I wonder if he divided it up fairly with his associates. Probably not, as he's a grasping, pathetic little weasel, and there is no honor among thieves.
Chris, the "Soccer Hereo," has also tried his hand at immigration and employment fraud. He's got a number of fake passports and ID cards for various purposes. One of his fraudster friends even wrote him a letter of recommendation as a soccer player. His fictional soccer star alter ego, Benedict Mbachu, played for the Ambeck Football Club in Lagos, making $7000 per month. Using this utterly bogus reference letter, Maka is hoping to land a job with a real soccer team. Fat chance!
If Chris really wants to start a career in sports, we recommend bare knuckles boxing. His face is already so damn ugly that no amount of bruising could make it any worse.
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Beautiful Vina lounges in the surf. (If you look very closely, you can see her nipple.) |
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Chris the Lover:
Chris' marriage is a stormy affair. His wife, Vivian <ucbaby4love@yahoo.com> (Vina to her friends and her husband), is not pleased that Chris spends his time gallavanting from one exotic Asian location to another. (Before he came to Indonesia, the boy was based out of Singapore.) After their whirlwind romance and marriage back in Nigeria, Chris hasn't paid much attention to his fair bride.
Overcome with grief, Vina wrote to her husband:
| ur email is not promising atall. its obviouse that u have 4gotten d good moment we shared together, d promiseses and d srtong dtermination we made each other to make this affair realityyyyyyy. looking at d way am crying here chris d way iam regreting ever faling in love and giving ma self chance to be in a relationship. |
As soon as he got off the plane in Jakarta, Chris was looking for a desperate local girl to warm up his sheets. Naturally, Vina is not happy with this rampant infidelity:
| u are now comparing meeeeeeeeee vina to other girls. u told me that u can find another girl that is a s pretty as iam. yes u can find but i would like u to try that eat dat food and tell me how both sides tastes ok. |
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You can reach Innocent at +30-694-294-4260. Tell him Vina sent you. |
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However, Vina has a little something on the side too. Another greasy con artist has been satisfying her quite admirably in her husband's absence. His name is Innocent (actually, we're not sure if that's his real Christian name, or just a nom de guerre he uses in his work as a gigolo), and she has boasted to a friend the she will continue screwing him "24 10," while there's nothing her husband can do about it. Lately, Innocent has even been calling Chris to taunt the bastard.
It's good to see a Nigerian woman finally getting back at her philandering spouse. Maybe if they couldn't count on their wives and girlfriends to accept such mistreatment so meekly, the men might be forced to keep their disease-spewing organs in their pants.
Update! -- Speaking of Chris's philandering, we received these intimate photographs that the lout sent to a female admirer.
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| Chris attempts the "naked gnome" look. |
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Oh, he's embarrassed (and with good reason) |
Just in case you missed it, Chris also provided a close-up of his wang. It looks like there's something not quite right about it. (Seriously! Was he circumcised in the wrong place?)
Please let these friends of Chris' know how much you hate him!
Emeka a.k.a. Beck Lawrence <kiss_beck@yahoo.com>
Martins Egoh <dr_martinsegoh@yahoo.com>
Alaba Uzomas <alaba_uzomas@yahoo.com>
CBN Nigeria <cbn234nigeria@yahoo.com>
Augunus a.k.a Musa Abubaka <musa_abubaka25@yahoo.com>
Lippo Bank Indonesia <lippobnk-indo@bankersmail.com>
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