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Jay-jay the Scammer: Love scams are a specialty of Jay-jay's. He cruises singles Web sites, looking for womean and men who he can get his meat hooks into. There's a standard script to be followed. After a brief chat or two, he sends along a picture of himself, then asks his mark to send him their own picture. To any poor sods who don't find his likeness too repulsive and send images of themselves, he writes back with ebullient praise for their looks. It's all of the "You're so pretty, I can't keep my hands off myself when I think of you!" variety.
Eventually, he'll try to move the phony relationship from the Internet to the telephone. (Of course, not having a penny to his name, he can't afford any international calls and so only tries to work his magic on bimbos and himbos from Indonesia.) Phone sex with Jay-jay must be a real blast. I bet he does "erotic" accents." With women, he usually claims that he's from Australia, which about the most ridiculous lie we can imagine. While Jay-jay is on the down-low, he's obviously not from Down Under. This bucket of sludge runs other cons too. He's still trying to squeeze money out of charity scams that focus on the December 2004 tsunami. Of course, that may just be because of his own limited resources. With only six active brain cells, he's too dumb to cook anything up himself, so he works entirely by recycling the scripts that other guymen send him. Jay-jay the MMF Lover:
You see (if you handn't already guessed it by looking at him), Jay-jay is bisexual. When he's back in Nigeria, he and Amadi cruise the bars, looking for open-minded girls willing to try a guy/guy/girl threesome. Unfortunately, as they're far, far too cheap/broke to shell out for even the lowest grade Lagos hookers, they've only managed to incorporate one female into their exciting sexual relationship. They've had some go-arounds with the local mega-slut, Oluchi, but even the two of them together were entirely unable to satisfy her. When Oluchi got tired of them and married a real man, Jay-jay angrily lamented her passing: Nnaa, so that (our) girl was serious when she told me she was getting married.I taught she was joking.Well, it means my fuck with you and her in november last year was a send-off just as she bragged(she told me that that would be our last time of taking her to bed.That she would soon move to her mans home). If Jay-jay and his pal had spent less time passionately caressing each other and more time on the girl, maybe these two "brothers" wouldn't be stuck out in the cold now.
Jay-jay the Commentator on Race Relations: I HOPE YOUR INDO GIRL IS "SERVICING" YOU VERY WELL.BUT INDO GIRLS ARE NOT THE BEST FOR A GUY MAN IN ASIA,THEY ONLY ASK FOR MONEY,MONEY,MONEY,BUT DON'T WORK FOR IT.A CHINESE GIRL IS THE BEST.SHE CAN SUPPORT YOU FINANCIALLY IF SHE FALLS IN LOVE,THEY CONTROL ASIAN ECONOMY.JUST MAKE SURE YOU FUCK HER SO HARD.......HAHAHAHAHA<<<<<>>>>>>>>FILIPINOS ARE GOOD TOO.ALL THEY WANT IS HARD FUCK.......FUCK......FUCK.. Now that Jay-jay's made it to the pillory, all of his friends will want to hear about it!
Please, everyone drop them a line. We've offered Jay-jay a chance to respond to our allegations, and here's what he had to say: MR.BLACKMAILER,I SWEAR THIS DAY THAT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE PEACE IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN FOR TRYING TO DESTROY ME BY TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.GOD WILL SURELY PURNISH YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOUCHED AN UNTOUCHABLE, ANNOINTED...YOU ARE DOOMED FOR LIFE.WATCH OUT AND SEE WHAT YOUR REMAINS WILL BE.I CAST YOU INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE WITH THE SPIRIT OF GOD.....ANY WHERE YOU GO,THE SPIRIT OF GOD WILL BE HUNTING YOU UNTIL YOU PERISH.I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE AM INNOCENT OF ALL YOUR FALSE-HOOD.I PROMISE YOU THAT THE GOD I SERVE WILL SURELY LIFT ME ABOVE EVERY ODD'S INCLUDING YOUR DEVILISH UNPROVOKED BLACKMAIL....YOU CONDEMNED HACKER........YOU WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE.....AMEN!!!!!!!!!!JAY-JAY Yeah, we're sooooo scared.... We wrote back, explaining that we are not trying to blackmail him, just to expose him for the scammer filth he is. He took offense at this, evidently. HOW DO I BELEIVE THAT YOU WERE NOT PAID OR INDUCED TO COMMIT THIS UNPROVOKED MAYHEM ON MY NOBLE PERSON.HOW DO YOU RETRIEVE OR AMMEND THE DAMAGE YOU HAVE CAUSED ME AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY AND FRIENDS WHO CHERISH AND RESPECT ME SINCE THERE IS NO EVIDIENCE THAT I HAVE CHEATED OR SCAMMED ANYONE.BECAUSE THIS HAS REALLY CAUSED ME PSYCOLOGICAL BREAKDOWN AND GREAT PAINS. VICTIM OF YOUR SLANDER, JAY-JAY. It's good to hear that he has plenty of man-friends to "cherish" him, but we'd actually feel a lot better if this "noble person" suffered some real pains. Another update: It seems like we're hearing from Jay-jay on a daily basis now. I SUSPECT YOU ARE ONE OF THIS GOOD FOR NOTHING PEOPLE THAT FIND PLEASURE IN HURTING OTHER PEOPLE.GOD WILL PURNISH YOU ALL AT HIS OWN TIME.NO EVIL DEED GOES UNPURNISHED...........WAIT AND SEE,GOD HAS STARTED THE WAR FARE FOR ME ALREADY.....JUST WATCH-OUT. Keep it coming, Jay-jay!
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