Ugly little puke, isn't he?

Bolaji the Scammer:
Bolaji specializes in travel scams, especially targetting his fellow Africans. He runs two different types of cons. One involves buying airline tickets with fake credit cards. It's a pretty straightforward trick, but, unfortunately for this scumbag, orders placed with fake credit cards are easy to weed out, given a little time. Bolaji's goal is to sell off the fraudulently purchased tickets to other Nigerians before the travel agencies realize that they are phony. Alternatively, he will buy a ticket and send somebody to pick it up at the airport before the fraud has been discovered. Of course, he would never go to the airport himself and risk getting caught; he'd rather put his loyal fellows in the line of fire.

He'll buy other things with fake credit cards too, such as an extra large (to fit his great bloated bulk in) Red Dwarf T-shirt.

Bolaji also runs scams that involve legitimately purchased tickets. He is always advertising that he can get you into any country in the world, no visa needed. Just pay him for five or six plane tickets, and he'll fly with you all across the globe. The idea is that with enough stops, nobody will be able to tell where you came from originally. Nigeria to Togo to Algeria to France to America; throw in a few faked documents (he'll provide some throroughly sixth-rate ones himself, for a not-so-modest fee) and you're there!

Bolaji claims that he's actually ushered a group of Nigerians illegally into the West on at least one previous occasion. The thing is, he's kind of cagey about the details. Even the other guymen seem doubtful that he's ever done this.

Being an all-around rotten person, Bolaji has also tried his hand at the other standard Nigerian scams: advance fee fraud, love scams, and the like. Of course, he's pretty much an utter failure when it comes to conning anybody outside his home country. When he tries to masquerade as a Nigerian doctor who founded Greenpeace, you can see why.

Bolaji the Family Man:
At least Bolaji is a good Muslim. OK, so he's really not "good," being a swine, a swindler, and cheat. A devout Muslim? No, this mugu just can't seem to get around the prohibition on stealing. He can't really believe he's in the grace of Allah, when he survives by robbing sustenance from the hungry.

Well, at least Bolaji is an observant Muslim then. In fact, he worked really hard to send his mother on the Hajj. Imagine her, walking with the thousands of other pilgrims, throwing stones at the representations of Satan. Yet all the while, she knows she is profaning these sacred rituals. Her trip is paid for with the filty money her son has stolen, and her entry into Saudi Arabia facilitated by his faked documents. Mom must have been terribly proud when her son ramped up his scamming activities, just to send her to Mecca, so she could dishonor the laws of Mohammed. As she stands beside the Kaaba, she knows that she and her son have forever shamed their family in the eyes of The One.

Bolaji the Humanitarian:
We'll let Bolaji speak for himself on this one. This is taken from one of his genuine scam e-mails.

My name is Bolaji Kadri.I was born some 30 years ago into a family of six in Nigeria,West Africa.

For a long time, I used to dream in my little ways about ways to contribute positiveley to my society.

I went through the web site of Global Impact and my spirit wanted me make an inquiry through you.

A lot of bad things is going wrong in my society,in fact, in all part of Africa.

Please and please for the sake of God and humanity,could you give me the web sites of some NGO's or probably link me up with anyone that is ready to help his/her society.

Indeed I wish to do something to touch lives,especially children and women but I do not really know where to start from or how to go about it.

All I know is that I am ready to assist the needy,weak and dying ones. It is in my blood to render assistance and submit myself for humanity jobs.

I will appreciate your response even if there is no way to put me through.

Thank you and God bless you.

And another inspirational screed:

There is something about u that u are yet to know ....Care to hear it now.....LISTEN......u are the best thing that ever happened to this world...u have a destiny and a life no one has ever lived b4..It is exclusively yours to explore, experience and enjoy maximally...You ain't a carbon-copy, you are an original idea of God...u are never a biological mistake or an evolutionary specimen..U are born with a definite mandate 2 register your footprints on d sand of time...GO FOR IT...u are the best.

Hey, that's practically poetry! If only he were sincere, rather than a heap of lying rat dung.

Bolaji the All-Around Creep:
Bolaji fancies himself as rather a ladies' man. The truth is that this scum is probably only interested in women with numerous sexually transmitted diseases. At least, that's what his choice of porn would indicate. Open sores, rancid secretions, crabs, and genital warts all turn him on. He must sit at home, in his squalid bedroom, with the lights off and the blinds drawn, abusing himself as he stares at images of horrifically disfigured genitalia. He gets more and more excited, then begins to cry as the horrible burning sensation returns.

That's enough of that vivid picture. Suffice it to say that this hollow imitation of a man has conducted pioneering research in the study of STDs. Medical research would advance profoundly if he would just donate his body to science. Immediately, if possible.

	Here's the gonorrheal little boy's passport. Abuse it as you will.